Friday, October 29, 2010

Friday Fun: Pets in Halloween Costumes-A Hidden Danger

What's better than having a fluffy, adorable pet? Possibly a fluffy, adorable pet in a Halloween costume. Who could forget THIS little guy from

Or this poor little doggie and kitty:

Just remember, pets hate costumes! They came here in their cute little birthday suits, and that should be enough for us crazy humans. We shouldn't be dressing them up as babies, food items, or other animals. Every time you dress your animal up for a holiday, that's another opportunity for your animal to plot your demise.

Is  THIS adorableness worth taking your life into your own hands for?

He may look cute and adorable now, but when he's thinking of new ways to end you, will it be so funny then? He may weigh a meager .6 lbs, but that means nothing when a pet has gone into full-blown costume-induced rage.

Think of the animals! End unnecessary animal-embarrassment! Does Mr. Chuckles look happy right now?

No. Mr. Chuckles is NOT happy right now. And he will be sure to make you appropriately unhappy later. Those new shoes you love? Yeah. It will be like that.

Well, if we can't dress up our animals in funny costumes, what does that leave us with? Where can we get our dose of festive cuteness?

Isn't this udderly adorable? Yes that's right! Dress your kids up as animals! Babies are small, and usually non-retaliatory, so go for it!

Bunnies, bears, frogs, you name it! For every adorable child, there's an adorable animal onsie. Just make sure they never, EVER see the photos of them dressed up like this, and you're golden!


Wednesday, October 27, 2010

Halloween's Ancient Ancestors

 Halloween has many ancient cousins--the Roman feast of Pomona (goddess of fruits and seeds), Parentalia (festival of the dead). The ancient Britons had an end-of-summer festival called Calan Gaeaf. It's more typically associated with the Celtic Festival of Samhain, which gets its name from an Old Irish word for "summer's end."

 So how did we get from Pomona to Trick-or-treating? In the rather interesting article below, Alexei Kondratiev discusses Samhain, the fall festival typically linked to our modern Halloween.

Samhain: Season of Death and Renewal

by Alexei Kondratiev

Copyright © 1997 Alexei Kondratiev

All Rights Reserved
May be reposted as long as the above attribution and copyright notice are retained
[Originally published in An Tríbhís Mhór: The IMBAS Journal of Celtic Reconstructionism, volume 2, issue 1/2, Samhain 1997/Iombolg 1998.]

As the nights lengthen and the leaves take on their autumn colours, many of our cities prepare for a seasonal festival dominated by dark and frightening imagery.  Ghosts, skeletons, hags, nocturnal creatures such as cats and bats, and grinning monster faces peer out at us from shop windows.  Much of it is just commercialism, yet there is no denying that the atmosphere of the holiday still has a profound effect on the modern psyche -- as we can see from the spontaneous outrageousness of Hallowe'en parades, the creative expressions of death-related themes, and the general surge in mischief-making.  All these customs, however, are a diffuse reflection of the beliefs and practices of the  Celtic populations of Europe, for whom this feast was a crucial turning-point in the flow of time.
The earliest record we have of the festival of Samhain in the Celtic world comes from the Coligny Calendar, a native Celtic lunar calendar inscribed on bronze tablets and discovered in eastern France a hundred years ago.  The calendar -- dated, through epigraphic evidence, to the 1st century CE -- is written in the Latin alphabet and was found in conjunction with a Roman-style statue (identified by some writers as Apollo, by others as Mars), but the language used is Gaulish and the dating system itself bears little resemblance to Roman models, implying that it represents the survival of an indigenous tradition maintained by native clergy.  A detailed discussion of the calendar lies outside the scope of this article, but for our purposes it will be enough to point out that its year consists of twelve regularly recurring months that fall naturally into two groups, one headed by the month that is labeled SAMON (for Samonios) and the other by the month GIAMON (for Giamonios), and that the names of these two months are clearly related to the terms samos "summer" and giamos "winter" (cf.  Gaelic samh(radh) "summer", geamh(radh) "winter"; Welsh haf "summer", gaeaf "winter").  The date of SAMON- xvii is identified as TRINVX SAMO SINDIV, which can be readily interpreted as an abbreviation of Trinouxtion Samonii sindiu ("The three-night-period of Samonios [is] today").  This is one of the very few dates in the calendar that is given a specific name, testifying to its importance as a festival; and since Samoni- is obviously the origin of the modern name Samhain, it is reasonable to equate the Trinouxtion Samonii with the feast that is still one of the most important dates in the Celtic ritual year.
We should note, however, that since the Coligny Calendar gives no indication of how its months relate to those of the Roman calendar, we have no conclusive evidence that would allow us to fit it into the framework of our own year, and scholars are still very much divided on the issue.  The most confusing element, of course, is that Samon- refers to summer, and so would naturally lead one to think that a month with that name would head the summer half of the year; and many of the earlier interpretations of the Coligny Calendar take this for granted.  In living Celtic tradition, however, the festival of Samhain, despite its name, is definitely the beginning of winter.  Though such evidence doesn't necessarily exclude the possibility that Continental Druids used a completely different terminology, many scholars now accept the authority of the living tradition and place the Samonios month in October/November.
What does the name of the festival mean, however? Here, again,we run into controversy.  The traditional interpretation -- first put forward in the Mediaeval glossaries and still held to by native speakers -- is that it means "summer's end", being a combination of samh "summer" and fuin "ending, concealment".  This is obviously  a folk etymology, since we know that the earliest form of the word (Samoni-) had a different structure, but its importance to the living tradition should make us wary of dismissing it too lightly.  Although philologists have been unable to find a plausible Indo-European explanation for a suffix -oni- meaning "end of" (the suffix, by the way, occurs in at least three of the other Coligny months), this is not conclusive in itself: there are quite a few other derivational suffixes attested in Old Celtic that resist an easy Indo-European etymology, although their meanings are uncontroversial.  What should be kept in mind is that in the ritual context of the Celtic Year, Samhain is strongly identified with the "end" or "concealment" of Summer, the Light Half of the year.  In the modern Gaelic languages the festival is called Samhain (Irish), Samhuinn (Scots Gaelic), and Sauin (Manx).  The night on which it begins (Oíche Shamhna in Irish, Oidhche Shamhna in Scots Gaelic, Oie Houney in Manx) is the primary focus of the celebration.  The Brythonic languages call the feast by a name meaning "first of Winter", borrowing the Latin term calenda which designates the first day of a month (Welsh Calan Gaeaf, Breton Kala-Goañv, Cornish Kalann Gwav), but the beliefs and practices associated with it are consistent with what we find in the Gaelic countries, and will help us discover a pan-Celtic theology of Samhain.
The Coligny Calendar's division of the year into two halves associated with summer and winter is still very strongly reflected in Celtic folk practice, where the yearly cycle consists of a dark half beginning on Samhain (November 1st), mirrored by a light half beginning on Bealtaine (May 1st).  The rituals surrounding Samhain and Bealtaine are closely related to each other and make it clear that the two festivals are linked, but also that they deal with opposite energies within the unfolding of the year.  What is explicit and active in one is implicit and dormant in the other, and vice versa.  This is often expressed as the notion that what disappears in our world at once becomes present in the Otherworld, and it has even been suggested, on this basis, that Samhain's "summery" name was originally intended to designate the beginning of an Otherworld summer!  Whether this is plausible or not, it remains certain that while Samhain began one kind of yearly cycle, Bealtaine began another, and both could be construed as a kind of "New Year".  In ancient Ireland the High King inaugurated the year on Samhain for his household (and, symbolically, for all the people of Ireland) with the famous ritual of Tara, but in nearby Uisneach, the sacred centre held by the druids in complementary opposition to Tara, it was on Bealtaine that the main ritual cycle was begun.  In both cases sacred fires were extinguished and re-lit, though this happened at sunset on Samhain and at dawn on Bealtaine.  Bealtaine was a time of opening and expansion, Samhain a time of gathering-in and shutting, and for herd-owners like the Celts this was expressed with particular vividness by the release of cattle into upland pastures on Bealtaine and their return to the safety of the byres on Samhain.
Which of these two dates, then, should we think of primarily as the "Celtic New Year"? Although both deal with the beginning of a cycle, Samhain begins it in darkness, and there is no doubt about the pre-eminence of darkness in Celtic tradition.  In De Bello Gallico Julius Caesar notes that the Celts began their daily cycle with sunset (spatia omnis temporis non numero dierum, sed noctium finiunt; dies natales et mensum et annorum initia sic obseruant, ut noctem dies subsequatur -- "they define all  amounts of time not by the number of days, but by the number of nights; they celebrate birthdays and the beginnings of months and years in such a way that the day is made to follow the night"), and this is confirmed by later Celtic practice.  Darkness comes before light, because life appears in the darkness of the womb, all things have their beginning in the fertile chaos that is hidden from the rational mind.  Thus the year begins with its dark half, holding the bright half in gestation as the seeds lie in apparent death underground, although the forces of growth are already at work in Otherworldly invisibility.  The moment of death -- the passing into the concealing darkness -- is itself the first step in the renewal of life.
This association of death with fertility provided the theological background for a great number of end-of-harvest festivals celebrated by many cultures across Eurasia.  Like Samhain, these festivals (which, for example, included the rituals of the Dyedy ("Ancestors") in the Slavic countries and the Vetrarkvöld festival in Scandinavia) linked the successful resumption of the agricultural cycle (after a period of apparent winter "death") to the propitiation of the human community's dead.  The dead have passed away from the social concerns of this world to the primordial chaos of the Otherworld where all fertility has its roots, but they are still bound to the living by ties of kinship.  It was hoped that, by strengthening these ties precisely when the natural cycle seemed to be passing through its own moment of death, the community of the living would be better able to profit from the energies of increase that lead out of death back to life.  Dead kin were the Tribe's allies in the Otherworld, making it certain that the creative forces deep within the Land were being directed to serve the needs of the human community.  They were, in Celtic terms, a "humanising" factor within the Fomorian realm.
Whatever the specific elements had been that determined the proper date of the end-of-harvest honouring of the dead in various places, by the ninth and tenth centuries the unifying influence of the Church had led to concentrating the rituals on November 1st and November 2nd.  The first date was All Hallows, when the most spiritually powerful of the Christian community's dead (the Saints) were invoked to strengthen the living community, in a way quite consistent with pre-Christian thought.  The second date, All Souls, was added on (first as a Benedictine practice, beginning ca.  988) as an extension of this concept, enlarging it to include the dead of families and local communities.  Under the mantle of the specifically Christian observances, however, older patterns of ancestor veneration were preserved.
Most traditional Celtic communities maintain a year-round link of some sort with their departed, making them a part of all significant occurrences in the family, such as births, weddings and funerals.  In areas of the Irish Gaeltacht it is still not unusual for a  household to have a seomra thiar ("western room"), a section of the house (often just a nook or alcove) dedicated to the dead of the family.  Objects that bring individual dead relatives to mind (old photographs, pipes, jewelry, etc) are placed on a shelf or mantlepiece, and as one contemplates them one faces the setting sun and the vastness of the Atlantic, the direction the dead follow in their journey to the Otherworld.  The rituals of Samhain, however, involved a more intense bonding with the dead, using the institution which, in Celtic tradition, was used to cement social links in a sacred and durable manner: the communal feast.  Sharing food in a solemn context ("in the sight of gods and mortals") placed common and mutual responsibilities on all participants.  Inviting the dead to such a feast encouraged the living to remember and honour their ancestors, while the dead in return were encouraged to have an interest in the welfare of their living kin.
On Samhain, the moment of the year's death, this world and the Otherworld become equivalent to each other, classificatory boundaries are removed from all categories, no barriers exist between the dead and the living, so both can authentically come together  in one place to share a ritual feast.  Individual Celtic communities have preserved a wealth of different customs related to the way this feast was actually celebrated: one can still discern some distorted elements of them in modern urban practices, such as Hallowe'en parties and trick-or-treating.  Most of the customs, however, fall into two broad patterns.  According to the first, a certain amount of food was set aside for the exclusive consumption of the dead.  The dead were believed to be present as invisible entities; doors and windows were left unlocked to facilitate their coming into the house.  In some cases, a specific type of food (usually cakes of some kind) was made solely for the dead; in others, a portion of the same food that the living would eat was set aside for them.  The most classic example of this pattern (which is also found in Ireland and Scotland) is the boued an Anaon ("food of the hosts of the dead") custom in Brittany.  The Anaon (the word appears to be the same as Annwn, the Welsh Otherworld; it is certainly a pre-Christian term) are the massed hosts of ancestral spirits, usually portrayed as hungry for sustenance from the world of the living.  A large amount of food was set aside for their sole use, and had to remain untouched by any living hand for the full duration of the ritual period.  Eating the food of the dead (even if one was desperately hungry) was considered to be a dreadful sacrilege: it condemned one to becoming a hungry ghost after death, barred from sharing the Samhain feast along with the rest of the Anaon.  It was, in effect, a particularly horrible form of excommunication.
The other pattern of Samhain custom, on the contrary, encourages the recycling of the offered food into the community, thus strengthening social bonds.  The most classic example of this second pattern is the Welsh cennad y meirw ("embassy of the dead") custom, although similar customs are found elsewhere in the Celtic and ex-Celtic world.  Here, while the wealthier members of the community put together lavish Samhain feasts for their households, the poor take on the collective identity of the community's dead, and go from door to door to receive offerings in the name of the ancestors.  At each house they are given a portion of the food that has been set aside for the dead.  Originally the cenhadon would have been masked to abolish their mundane social roles and allow them to represent the dead more convincingly.  To refuse food to the cenhadon for any reason at all was an act of impiety and would invite retaliation in the form of destruction of property -- retaliation that would go unpunished because of the holy nature of the ritual period.  We can here see one of the origins of the "trick" aspect of our modern Hallowe'en customs, although nowadays it has largely lost its moral dimension.
A communal feast, of course, involves more than just food.  The dead would not only have to be fed, they would have to be entertained.  Games and pastimes associated with Samhain feasting vary a great deal from community to community, but they have certain themes in common.  While the younger people engage in the ritualised games, the elders will be gossiping, reviewing all the notable events of the past year for the benefit of the dead, who will then be encouraged to continue to take an interest in the affairs of the living.  The games themselves, in many cases, seem to have specific links with the mythology of death and the afterlife.  Many of them involve apples -- in part, of course, because they are one of the last crops to be brought in and are thus easily available, but also as a reflection of the role apples play in beliefs about death: in Irish tradition the Otherworld place where the dead gather at a feast is called Eamhain Abhlach ("paradise of apples"), and its Welsh equivalent is Afallon.  Some of the Scottish games in this context make use of parallel ordeals by water and fire, the two main elements out of which the world is made.  The water ordeal is the familiar bobbing for apples, while the fire ordeal involves trying to take a bite out of an apple attached to a hanging stick which also bears a lit candle.  This seems to be a reference to myths about the ordeals faced by the dead on their journey to the Otherworld -- a body of beliefs we unfortunately know only through fragments, although the basic concept of the journey and the ordeals is well established.  Sharing the experiences of the dead was yet another way of affirming the solidarity between the dead and the living, and of aligning the powers of renewal in the Otherworld with this world's needs.
While the dead were brought closer to the living by the formal sharing of food, other offerings had to be made to the Land-spirits to reward them for their cooperation during the Harvest period, and to replenish their creative energy as they prepared to enter into a new cycle.  With Samhain, the period of "truce" that had begun on Lúnasa was officially ended, and the fruits of the soil (especially wild crops) could no longer be harvested with impunity.  Well within living memory, children in Celtic communities were warned not to eat the late berries that might still be ripening on roadside bushes, because "the fairies" or "the devil" had made them dangerous to consume.  Having enabled the human community to survive by making the crops grow and by standing aside to let the Harvest take place, the powers of the Fomorian realm were now entitled to a gift of life-renewing blood; and Samhain was the season when the cattle that would not be kept through the winter were slaughtered.  In historical times the date of the slaughter has specifically been Martinmas (November 11), certainly in part because the name of the saint suggested the Gaelic word mart ("cattle marked for slaughter").  As late as the 1830's, when Amhlaoibh Ó Súilleabháin discussed some of these customs in his famous diary, the occasion was understood as a ritual "shedding of blood", and other sources show that during the same period blood sacrifices could even still be held indoors, to protect a house from malignant "fairy" influences by sprinkling an offering of blood at each corner.
Renewing social links with the dead and feeding the Land-spirits were both ritual means of ensuring a safe future.  While Samhain (and the phenomenon of death which it celebrated) was obviously the end of a cycle, it was more importantly the start of a new one.  Because all true novelty springs from the chaotic freedom and vitality of the Otherworld, a new cycle could be inaugurated only by dissolving all of the structures of the old one -- just as the moment of death dissolves our identity in this world, allowing the fresh energies of the Otherworld to impel us towards new life.  This meant that, as happens in the feasts of renewal of many different cultures, certain types of social disorder were actively encouraged during the period of the festival, because they promoted the renewing influence of the Otherworld at the point in the yearly cycle where it would be most beneficial.  Customs originating entirely in the world of cultural values -- such as those relating to social rank or gender-appropriate behaviour -- were the most likely to be violated.  Disrespect could be shown to elders or to members of the upper classes.  Cross-dressing was one of the most widespread and popular ways of expressing the dissolution of social categories, and in parts of Wales groups of young men in female garb were referred to as gwrachod ("hags" or "witches") as they wandered through the countryside on Calan Gaeaf, indulging in all kinds of mischief.
But the disorder, of course, was only the prelude to the return of order in a strengthened form.  The structures that had been dissolved had to be re-created in order to channel the new energy from the Otherworld in the desired directions.  While local communities would have had their own diverse methods of accomplishing this ritually (often through the extinguishing and re-kindling of household fires), more elaborate ceremonies were conducted by religious specialists at the sacred centres of a territory, in the name of the entire population.  In pre-Christian Ireland the ritual of Tara, focusing on the High King in his role as linchpin of the social order, was the means for re-creating the world on Samhain.  The Middle Irish text entitled Suidigud Tellaig Temra (The Settling of the Household of Tara) describes the essentials of the ritual and relates some of the mythology that explains its symbolism (albeit with a somewhat Christianised background), while Geoffrey Keating, the seventeenth-century encyclopaedist of traditional Irish lore, provides us with additional explanations of some of the elements.  Since the Land itself, as a ritual entity, was conceived of as a square, so was Tara, for the purposes of this ceremony, seen as a four-sided space.  Each of the directions was associated with one of the three functional classes of society (and with the divinity who was seen as the ruler of that function), the South being devoted specifically to the power of the Land and to the goddess who gave energy to the exercise of the social functions.  The High King occupied the centre of the ritual area, while around him, strictly ordered by social rank, were representatives of the four provinces.  Thus, when the New Year actually dawned, the magical heart of Ireland would contain a model of the entire social order of the country in miniature, engaged in the solemn feasting whereby all social links were strengthened, and all parts of the country would then benefit from the influence of this ritual.  The actual inception of the new cycle was signaled by the lighting of a fire, not at Tara but at Tlachtga, which symbolically represented the southern province of Munster within the High King's central realm.  This was the place where Tlachtga, the daughter of the mythological Druid Mug Ruith, died after being raped by the "sons of Simon Magus" (who wanted to gain the knowledge and talents she had inherited from her father) and after giving birth to three sons from three different fathers.  This myth is obviously garbled in its modern version, yet one can still discern in it the figure of the Land-goddess and her three "functional" consorts.  The association of the festival with the pre-eminently "female" southern quarter may explain why in some Welsh and Scottish communities it is specified by custom that Samhain ritual (preparation of the ceremonial food, etc.) must be overseen by nine women (in contrast to the nine men who preside over Bealtaine).
What of the role of the gods in this crucial turning-point of the ritual year? Since virtually all our knowledge of detailed ritual practices among the Celts comes from Christianised communities, references to divinities who were actually worshipped are, as one would expect, rare and indirect.  However, some of the stories preserved in both folklore and mediaeval literature seem relevant to the theology of this feast.  Images such as that of the hero Diarmait killed by a boar after his romance with Fionn Mac Cumhail's wife Gráinne; or that of wild Myrddin emerging from the forest with a herd of stags to kill his wife's lover by piercing him with a pair of antlers; or that of Gwyn ap Nudd ("White son of Mistmaker") fighting with Gwythyr ap Greidawl ("Wrathful son of Hot") every Calan Mai (Bealtaine) "until the day of Judgment" for the hand of their common love, Creiddylad; and the notion of the Fianna living off the wilderness from Bealtaine to Samhain and indoors from Samhain to Bealtaine all suggest a myth of certain divinities changing their status in relation to the Land-goddess in response to the change of seasons along the Samhain-Bealtaine axis.  The common denominator of these motifs seems to be the figure of the antlered god now conventionally referred to as "Cernunnos", whose mythology has definite links to the stories of the Fianna and whose attributes symbolise seasonal change as well as the interface between nature and culture.  Antlers are a seasonal phenomenon: they drop off in winter and begin to reappear as velvet at winter's end, returning to full glory in the spring.  In Scots Gaelic terminology, the month immediately preceding Samhain is called an Damhar (damh-ghar, "stag-rut"), because it is when stags clash with each other during the mating season, shortly before losing their antlers, as the antlered god must undoubtedly lose his (which is why some "Cernunnos" statues -- like the one from St. Germain -- apparently had holes for removable antlers).  Our sense of the seasonal importance of this event in Celtic ritual symbolism is reinforced by the custom in southwestern Brittany of baking appropriately shaped cakes called kornigoù ("little horns") to celebrate the coming of winter.  From the many versions of the myth one can deduce that the antlered god is separated from his goddess-consort (who takes another lover) during the light half of the year, when he must live as a renunciate in the wilderness and wear his horns; but that with the coming of the dark season his rival is eliminated and he can return to his consort's embrace in the Otherworld -- abandoning, by the same token, the "horns" of his cuckoldry.  It is unlikely to be a coincidence that the bonnag Samhna -- the Samhain cake prepared specifically for the ritual-- made by the women who preside over the Samhain feast in parts of Gaelic Scotland is named after a cuckold in the community.  And we find echoes of the same motif (as we often do) at the other end of the Indo-European world, in the ritual calendar of India, where on Divali (Dipâvali), the Feast of Lights, which is usually celebrated very close to Samhain, Lakshmi, the goddess of abundance and well-being, leaves her usual consort Vishnu (who falls asleep at this time) to return temporarily to her first husband, Kubera, the fat god of material riches.
The Land-goddess, too, changes her appearance at this time: the fertile part of her retreats to the Otherworld where she can join with her consort in beginning the creative work of the new yearly cycle (in their summer, which is our winter, as it were), but in our world only her "Fomorian" aspect remains, making the land barren and hostile to human comfort.  In the Scottish Highlands this is the season of the Cailleach Bheura, the monstrous hag who wanders in the hills bringing bad weather, while in Wales we hear of the Hwch Ddu Gwta ("tailless black sow") who lurks menacingly in the darkness.  Yet these are all aspects of the same being, the multiform Provider on whom we all depend, who must, like all things, replenish herself through alternating periods of action and repose, and who touches -- as we all must -- darkness and death to find the source of true renewal.
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Suidigud Tellaig Temra (R.I.  Best, ed.  and trans.), Ériu 4 (1910).

Monday, October 25, 2010


CARL will be closed November 6 and 7th (Saturday and Sunday) for additional carpet cleaning. We will open again on Monday at the regular time.

We apologize in advance for in the inconvenience, and if there is anything we can do for you ahead of time, in anticipation of the closure, please let us know.

Friday, October 22, 2010

Friday Fun: Wanna write a novel? NaNoWriMo

A lot of people dream of writing a novel. Becoming a rich and famous author would be a nice perk, but most just want to prove they can do it. That they can run the marathon of writing a 50,000 to 80,000 word book, from beginning to end, without giving up and quitting. But few of us actually do it. Why is that?

Probably the number one excuse is "I just don't have the time" follow by "I don't have any ideas," "I give up or get lost very early in the process," or any number of reasons.

Can you spare one month? Well, maybe if you're not a CGSC student. In fact, what are you doing even reading this post? GET BACK TO WORK! But if you aren't a CGSC student, or if you're a CGSC student who is a bit MAD, maybe you are ready to spend one month writing your novel. A month? Are WE the insane ones? Nope! It can be done! Every November, thousands of real-life authors and would-be authors come together to write 50,000 words in one month in a contest of epic proportions.

So, you say, I want to go a little crazy. How do I do it? 

National Novel Writing Month  (NaNoWriMo for short) is that one special month a year where we might all go a little nutty, but at least we do it together! For 30 days in November, contestants write 1,666 words a day (1,667 on the first day) until they reach 50,000 words. If you "win," and make it to 50k before the month ends, you can submit your manuscript to NaNoWriMo's checker, which does nothing other than verify your word count, and you will be awarded the distinction of "winner." It comes with a certificate and icons and everything!

What's the point?

Most of us never get started, or never finish, because we don't have a deadline. Even self-imposed deadlines don't work for many--we're just too good at knowing there *really* is no crisis if we don't finish on-time. And then we start getting in our heads. We dwell on every word, every plot point, until we're paralized with the need for perfection... and then BAM. Nothing happens.

But if you have to make your word count (1666 words per day), you can come up with amazing solutions for problems, discover new things about your characters and plots, and generally get the job done, with the aid of a real deadline (not finished by Nov 30 at 23:59:59? NO WINNER STATUS! NO CERTIFICATE! NO CUTE LITTLE AVATARS!).

Writing a 50K novel in one month forces us to get over ourselves. We have to solve problems on the fly, or just keep going even when we're sure we're writing stuff that might be bad or just plain awful. Remember, you can fix anything in revisions! However, you can't fix what you haven't written. So this contest forces amateurs and professionals alike to just keep plowing through, no matter how tough the going gets. 

So, have we intrigued you? Have we gotten you curious about the possibilities?

Check out NaNoWriMo's website HERE.

And check out their page on HOW IT WORKS which gives details on how to get started, how to verify your word count, and how to participate! Join their forums and make friends, go to meet-ups and have fun working on a novel from beginning to end in 30 days!

So, you've got a week to think of something, then, READY, SET, GO!

Monday, October 18, 2010

Friday Fun: Need to catch up on your 1699 colloquialisms and slang?

Learn the difference between your dulpickles, jobbernolls, fustiluggs and purple dromedary!

Yes, that's right, those crazy kids at Oxford Press are reprinting "A new Dictionary of the Terms of Ancient and Modern of the Canting Crew" (renamed The English Dictionary of Slang, 1699), for everyone who wants to keep up on their ancient insults, ale-house chatter and 17th century criminal underworld slangery!

Check out the article at the Oxford Times!

Buy the book! (

Read about it on Wikipedia! 

Read a digital copy of the 1899 version on!

Read a modern book on slang, from the CARL stacks! Slang and its analogues, past and present : a dictionary, historical comparative, of heterodox speech of all classes of society for more than three hundred years, with synonyms in English, French, German, Italian, etc. (What a mouthful!)

Thursday, October 14, 2010

Twitter can do WHAT with your photos?

If you're a big user of the microblogging service Twitter like we are here, you know that Twitter has been making some changes. There is more streamlining, information's available all in one view, it's easier to send updates or replies to posts mid-stream without losing your place, and things like photos and videos will show up in the feed, instead of users needing to go to a separate place on the web (such as to the YouTube or TwitPic website) to view links.

Twitter is even moving toward hosting a lot of that content themselves, instead of relying on links to third party products to share the Justin Bieber videos and cat photos you all know and love. The problem? Check out Twitter's Terms of Use.

It's OK, we're librarians, we know no one actually reads words any more. Here're the juicy parts:

By submitting, posting or displaying Content on or through the Services, you grant us a worldwide, non-exclusive, royalty-free license (with the right to sublicense) to use, copy, reproduce, process, adapt, modify, publish, transmit, display and distribute such Content in any and all media or distribution methods (now known or later developed).

OH WAIT. THEY GET TO USE MY STUFF FOR FREE? What if I don't want photographs of Aunt Edna's 80th birthday party used commercially? I mean, I was wearing a very ugly hat that day, and I had stains on my shirt.

But wait, there's more! 
You agree that this license includes the right for Twitter to make such Content available to other companies, organizations or individuals who partner with Twitter for the syndication, broadcast, distribution or publication of such Content on other media and services, subject to our terms and conditions for such Content use. 

THEY CAN SELL IT TO THIRD PARTIES, LIKE THE AP, AND I GET NO REMUNERATION, BUT TWITTER DOES? So, like, if I just so happen to be at a major event,  snap some pictures as it unfolds, and Tweet them from my phone for my friends to see, they could end up being sold to CNN or the Associated Press, and SOMEONE makes money off of my good luck (or hard work) and it's not me? This is really going to mess up my job as a freelance artist/photographer!
(Don't worry, this is a stock image from Microsoft Office)

Yup. It's all there in the good ol' fine print. How often do we NOT read the Terms of Service when we sign up for websites? How often do we not read the License Agreement when we install new software? This is another example of how we should take the time to read the words.

Also, it's another lesson in being aware of where we post things, what our rights are, after we've posted them, who can see them and who can use them again, after we've put them on the Internet.

Thanks to PhotoFocus for bringing up the topic. You can read their extended article on the problem HERE.

Have questions about copyright? Feel free to contact our Copyright Team here at the library at (913) 758-3018.

Wednesday, October 13, 2010

Scheduled Network Outage

14-15 October there will be a network migration across the Fort Leavenworth Network.

CARL will experience a network outage with minimal notice. This outage will last for at least one hour, and computers will need to be turned off during this time. After the migration is complete, and computers are permitted to be turned back on, printing may be unavailable for several hours.

Please be prepared to save your work and shut down your PC when you are asked.

Tried to email CARL last week?

Last week, some of CARL's organizational email accounts developed problems and emails were lost. 

If you sent an email to either leav-carlacq, leav-cgsccopyrights or to leav-carlref and did not receive a response, please resend your message now that the addresses are working again.

We apologize for the inconvenience, and we will respond to your e-mails as soon as possible. 

Saturday, October 9, 2010

Spooky X-Ray Art

Need some help getting into the Halloween spirit? Check out this National Geographic feature, showcasing art by Nick Veasey, who's medium is X-rays. He's got spiders, teddy bears, buses, bats and people, all shown from the inside out.

The X-rays taken at your doctor's office are exposed for only a few seconds. Veasey often erradiates his subjects for minutes, sometimes hours to capture the haunting transparent images in his collection. Planning and setup can take hours or days. If the ghostly images don't put you in the mood for Halloween, hopefully they will at least  get you thinking about What Lies Beneath. 

Still need help getting ready for Halloween? Search our catalog for books, DVDs and other media about this spookiest time of year, or read up on the science of X-Rays, including THIS BOOK about X-Raying the Pharaohs of ancient Egypt!

Reminder: We are closed today, tomorrow and Monday for carpet cleaning.

Friday, October 8, 2010

Friday Fun: Please Present Octopus

We have no idea what this is SUPPOSED to say, or what you're EXPECTED to present, but the mistranslation is rather hilarious.

Any idea what this machine is REALLY asking for? Let us know!

Thursday, October 7, 2010

Reminder: CARL closed this Saturday, Sunday and Monday

The Combined Arms Research Library will be closed this coming Saturday, Sunday and Monday (October 9, 10 and 11) to allow for carpet cleaning. We hope you have a very happy Columbus Day and apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

As always, many of our resources are available online, 24/7, including our catalog, digital library, and journal/database resources.

Tuesday, October 5, 2010

Happy Sesquicentennial, Signal Corps!

Yup, our friends at the Signal Corps have been around for 150 years!

The fellow in the middle is Albert Myer, an Army doctor and the first signal officer. The idea of a dedicated corps was also his. During the early part of the Civil War his idea of using flags for daytime communication and torches for at night was put into use to direct the fire of a harbor battery at Fort Wool against Confederate positions opposite Fort Monroe. Congress authorized a regular Signal Corps in 1863 based on this success.

Since those early days, the Signal Corps has gone on to be early adopters of technology, holding important roles in communication from the Civil War up to the present. They were also initially responsible for things like military intelligence, weather forecasting and aviation, back in the infancy of those programs. Today they continue to develop, test, provide and manage communications/information systems support for the command and control of combined arms forces.

We missed their official birthday back in June,  but CNet mentioned them yesterday, so we thought we'd give them a quick shout-out!

Looking for more info? Check out the Signal Corps 150th Anniversary Commemoration Site.

Also take a look at the memorial for Pete Zakutansky, a Signaleer who trained pigeons for night flights and still holds the pigeon night flight record. He was an innovator in both communications and animal training.

Or check out CARL's Signal Corps resources!

Monday, October 4, 2010

Report: Global Governance 2025

The National Intelligence Council has released its latest report - "Global Governance 2025: At a Critical Juncture."  This is a follow-up to their 2008 "Global Trends 2025" report.  According to their website this report "provides an informal contribution to an important international debate on the way forward for global, regional, and bilateral institutions and frameworks to meet emerging challenges such as climate change, resource management, international migration flows, and new technologies."

The full report is available as a PDF at  

The main site with additional information is available at  

The "Global Trends 2025: A Transformed World" is available from   or directly at  

For additional information, see their press release -

Saturday, October 2, 2010

Banned Books Week--book challenges

So, today marks the end of Banned Books Week. How did yours go? Read any banned books?

THIS PAGE shows a map of places books have been challenged. It also gives lists of banned or challenged books, and information on the rights of children to read.

What's up with all this "banned books" stuff, anyways? We we have the right to read what we want in this country, don't we?

Yes, we do! And it's a precious freedom that we need to be reminded of. Banned Books Week reminds us that just because a book's ideas aren't for us, that doesn't mean they shouldn't be read and discussed by others.

What's up with this list of challenged books? They were challenged--not necessarily banned.

Everyone has the right to challenge a book in a school district or library. Sometimes the book is not appropriate, content-wise for an age group. Even if your second grader could handle it, would you want her reading Midnight in the Garden of Good and Evil? Probably not! She's just not ready, cognitively, developmentally, or emotionally for the content of the book, even if you enjoyed it yourself last summer.

Sometimes book challenges can be solved easily--moving it to a more appropriate collection, or part of the library, for instance. Some books are not appropriate for a certain collection. A library that specializes in history or gardening has less use for a book on portraits of modern Japanese punk rock bands than...say... a library or collection that specializes in modern or world cultures.

This is one of the major reasons the "challenge" process is in place in most schools and libraries--it gives librarians and administrators the opportunity to review the material in question (here's a sad fact--librarians don't always read every book we purchase for the library, and so, sometimes, we may mis-purchase, or mislabel a book). It gives them the opportunity to engage the person challenging the book, and the community, regarding the ideas in the book, and what the community and guiding committee for the library/school feel is appropriate for their collection. Librarians enjoy getting feedback about the collection, even if that sometimes takes negative form. They purchase things based on past trends, or what they think the patrons will like or need, and so hearing it directly from patrons is extremely helpful toward making your library the best it can be.

What about all those other books, where the challenge can't be resolved as easily? Sometimes, a member of the community feels that a book is not only inappropriate for their own children, or their own viewing, but it is also inappropriate for the whole community. These can be religious or politically-geared books, or books that deal with social concerns. A parent may be opposed to "And Tango Makes Three" or "Heather Has Two Mommies" because they feel it advocates a lifestyle that they do not wish their children to approve of. Another parent, however, may see those books as a great way to explain to their children why their family is different than other families, or to explain the family of a loved one or friend.

Or a concerned community member may feel that the content of books taught in schools may be too mature for students, or that the content promotes or advocates a religion or lifestyle that they do not approve of. Usually the book and the context of these concerns is reviewed and discussed--drug use happens in the book, but is it portrayed as a good, or bad thing? There is sex, or violence, but are consequences also presented? Sometimes, students need to learn about, and think about issues in the safe confines of a book, instead of practicing in the real world as they grow and become adults. Also, books are most often chosen for study in class have other literary worth, outside of being books about "issues," and so they may be kept for this reason as well.

Not everyone is always happy with the results of a book challenge. Someone who felt passionately that her 9th grade class was ready for a certain title may be upset if the book is moved from 9th grade to 12th grade English, or if it is removed from the curriculum all together. A parent or community member may be upset that a book that is so opposite of their own views is still on the shelves. It's not a perfect process, but it's one designed to be as fair as possible to librarians, teachers, community members, readers, and even authors to write what they feel is important, without being censored before or after publication.

Ultimately, parents are charged with deciding what is appropriate for their minor children, and have the right and responsibility to monitor and take an interest in what their children are reading/watching/consuming. Also, reading or watching things that contain ideas that we don't agree with provides an opportunity to discuss those ideas, and what our beliefs are with our children.

One of the many jobs of education, and one of the goals of the library system is to expose children and adults to new ideas for discussion and exploration, whether they fall in line with our own beliefs or not. To that end, schools and libraries attempt to make a variety of materials available for students and patrons.

This is why we celebrate Banned Books Week, so that we have an opportunity to discuss ideas about what is appropriate in various settings and how to handle the challenges faced by libraries, community members and schools. It also gives us an opportunity to go back and read some of the most-challenged books, and discuss their content.

It's also a reminder that a society that can't read freely and exchange ideas freely is not a free society at all. We have to remain vigilant so that not only are our own rights observed, but the rights of others, even though we may disagree with them.

More information about banned books:
ALA's Banned Books Week press release
Banned Books Week website
Wikipedia's list of books banned around the world

In CARL's collection:
Book Banning by Ronald Lankford
Censorship: Opposing Viewpoints by Terry O'Neill
First Freedom: Liberty and Justice in the World of Books and Reading by Robert Bingham Downs

Want to know more? Talk to a librarian!

Friday, October 1, 2010

Paper Skeletons

Need to get into the Halloween spirit?


Remember Rick Astley, and his hit Never Gonna Give You Up? Remember the Rick Roll, where someone would tell you to click on a link for a funny cat video, or clip of a beer keg exploding, and that song would start playing? This totally isn't that! We promise! We would never lie to you. Probably.

Here's Rick's first video in 17 years--Lights Out!



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